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Karen was born to a poor woodcutter and his wife.  When they discovered they couldn’t afford to feed her, they sold her to a witch, who intended to fatten her up and eat her for Thanksgiving dinner.  Karen barely escaped, and was raised by wolves until the tender age of 18, when she discovered the land of Internet, which was way better than her previous discovery of a strange growth on her toe.  She became enchanted with this magical land and kissed a couple of toads before she found a handsome prince to hang out and joke around with. She has befriended a majestic lioness that follows her around and loves salami and paper bags.  Karen’s friends think she is weird, but the joke is on them: they’re the weird ones, Karen is perfectly normal.